Puffy is Poison.

Ladies, gentlemen, and lowlifes...me may have a first. This may actually be the first time in the history of history that a comedian and hip-hop super megastar have ever beefed over YouTube. This is monumental. Like JKF's assasination, the Twin Towers falling, you will remember where you where when you first heard about this. You'll be telling your grandkid's grandkids about this. Trust me.

So I first saw this developing last week, but didn't post it here for whatever reasons (because I'm lazy because i was super busy). In the video, comedian Maronzio Vance explores the mystery behind Bad Boy president and C.E.O. Puff Daddy's anti-golden touch. Basically whatever he touches becomes poisoned, wilts away, disintegrates, and disappears forever (or gets thrown in jail).

Over the past few days this video rant has been getting some airplay and circulation amongst the internets, and the man himself even responded. And when Puff speaks, it's always newsworthy. You can't beat his acting prowess either. Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy , Puffy knows drama. He needs his own show on TNT.

Here he responds by stating that Bitch Assness has reached new heights, and we are in a state of emergency. Somebody get Donald Rumsfiled on the phone. This is no laughing matter



Beefing over internet = not gangster.