Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Get Married. The World Awaits the Divorce

So it looks like the rumors are true. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have officially gotten married. And the first two questions that come to mind are "Why?" and "Who Cares??" Various sources are claiming that the two wed in an impulsive ceremony that took place in the Bahamas at a house Mariah just purchased, and evidentially Da Brat was reportedly in attendance to witness the whole thing go down. So that's what she's been up to since the Surreal Life...

Mariah, who's 39, met Nick Cannon, who's 27, when he directed her “Bye Bye” video in March. So...they've known each other for just over a month, and they already got married? Who's crazier: Nick was asking, or Mariah for accepting?? The best part is they didn't sign a pre-nup because quote “there wasn't time.” Unbelievable, she better hope Nick doesn't steal exactly half of her hundreds of millions of dollars, and then record a shitty rap album called “The Emancipation of Mimi's Bank Account.”

Just for kicks