Scott Storch Needs to Pay His Bills.

The Federales want to talk to you, Scott Storch. It looks like you have been ignoring those collection notices piling up in your mailbox. Maybe you automatic Bill Pay is broken, you may want to check into that.

Financial and legal woes continue for the multi-platinum producer, as he now owes over half-a-million dollars in back property tax and is facing child support and paternity suits in Florida. What's with hip-hop stars not paying for their kids? Seriously, is that a rule in the How To Be A Hip-Hop Star Handbook? I didn't read that chapter.

According to the Miami Herald, a County Circuit Judge has ordered Storch to be brought into custody by “writ of bodily attachment,” meaning cops can snatch him up and hold him until he posts a bond. Currently, that would amount to $46,000, which is the amount he owes in back child support to the mother of his two-year-old son; $30,000 and $16,000 for a pre-arranged college fund. Storch is also behind on property tax payments that he owes the Bank. You might recall, he put his million dollar yacht up for sale on eBay to cover some bills. The producer still owes $294,492 in property tax from 2006 and an additional $217,346 from last year.

Hey, I have an idea...(1) stop balling, (2) open a savings account, and (3) make more hit records. Hulk Hogan's daughter isn't your meal ticket, buddy. Buying multi-million dollar houses, lavish yachts, and other retarded shit when you don't have your money right is the definition of Hood-rich. Didn't we learn anything from Hammer?