DMX Arrested...AGAIN. No, Seriously.

I know, I know...this isn't exactly "news" anymore. But it's funny. Even though we've come to expect this sort of thing from X, it never ceases to amaze me.

He was arrested AGAIN on Saturday, bringing his total to 5 times in the past three months. That's impressive. X was arrested at an Arizona hospital after giving a fake name and social security number, in order to avoid paying his $7500 medical bill. He was charged with identity theft and theft of services after he used the fake alias of "Troy Jones" when we all know his government name is Earl Simmons. Its' not known why Earl had to visit the hospital, but it is known that he also has 2 more outstanding warrants for his arrest - so this probably wont be the last time we see his name on a police report. Believe that.

The over/under on his next arrest is Sept 1st. Place your bets now.