Pharrell Is Buying New Skin.

Seriously. Pharrell going to purchase new skin to cover up his tattoos. Skateboard P revealed this week to Brittish Vogue that his tattoos no longer fit his lifestyle and so he is trying a revolutionary new tattoo removal procedure, which involves applying replicated skin over old body art. Sounds like some Silence of the Lambs shit to me...It puts the lotion if the basket.

"It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you," he explained. "First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on - and it's seamless."

Sounds disgusting, and expensive. That's because it is.

"It's going to be pricey, but worth it," he says. "I got fire on my arms! I'm a grown man!"

Why wouldn't he just get laser removal like all those frat boys who got ugly tribal tats, dumb white girls who got chinese lettering that actually says "Sweet & Sour Pork" or those chicken heads who tattooed the name of their baby's daddy(s) on their titties?



"Tattoo on tit-tie, saying "B-I-G" (c) Biggie Smalls