Nunchunk Baseball.

This is off the hook. Michaelangelo has nothing on this dude. A Japanese master heads down to the local batting cages to knock some balls outta the park using his trusty nunchucks. Afterwards, he celebrates by poppin some bottles using said nunchucks.

See, this is why I always wanted to be a ninja when I was a kid.

Chinese Water Is Better Than Ours.

It makes shapes, designs, and words...and it's probably infused with electrolytes too. Take that Smart Water.