Thursday, May 29

For a Limited Time Offer, You Can Own Death Row Records!

For a cool $24 Million, you too can start and own your own gangster rap music label, complete with hit records! Now, you're asking yourself, "Self, what does $24 million dollars actually buy me?" Glad you asked. For a limited time, once-in-a-lifetime offer, Suge Knight will throw in the master recordings of legendary gangsta rap musicians Tupac Shakur! Dr. Dre! And Snoop Doggy Dogg!

Act now, and you'll receive these hit records at no extra cost!

"Ain't Nuthin' But a G-Thang"

"Gin & Juice"

"California Love"

and many, many more!


Suge is getting cleaned out. After filing for bankruptcy in 2006, a judge has ordered that all assets for Death Row be auctioned off to the highest bidder on June 24. The minimum starting bid is a measly $24 mil. This is not a joke, all he Death Row masters are going up for sale. If were Daz and Kurupt, I'd pool my money together and get in line. But seriously, if Dre doesn't pony up and claim those masters, he's slippin.

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