Eminem Sued For Punching a Fan.

According to the Detroit News, a man named Miad Jarbou has filed an assault and battery lawsuit against Eminem, alleging that he was sucker-punched by the rapper two years ago while standing at a urinal in an Eight Mile strip club in Detroit. First off, why are you suing 2 years later? Secondly, and more importantly, why are you getting punched while in the pisser?

Jarbou claims that the assault occurred on July 13, 2006 at Cheeta's Strip Club. He said he noticed Eminem enter the restroom with a large man appearing to be a bodyguard. Jarbou says he was with a friend when he said, "Hey Eminem, what's up man?" The claim says that the bodyguard standing near the door told him to "Shut the f*ck up, man! Don't say another word."

Jarbou defended his friend, responding: "Hey, man, my friend ain't starting trouble. It's just cool to see Eminem." According to Jarbou, Em proceed to step back from the urinal, and "without warning or provocation... drove his fist in a violent punching manner" into Jarbou's face, knocking him to the ground. The complaint says that Em and his bodyguard left afterwards.

The complaint is seeking $25,000 in damages.

Fucking Stans.