50 Cent Warns You Against Fat Joe's Music.

Hilarious.

Curtis is a fool for this one. If you missed Part 1, where 50 was rushed to the hospital after listening to Fat Joe's latest album, peep it here.

"Run This Town" Spoof.

Affion Crocket is a genius, and does one of the best Jay-Z impersonations ever. Classic. "Run This Town" becomes "Hunt Chris Brown." Enjoy.

DJ Quik x Kurupt: The Outtakes.

This is the stuff we couldn't show you the first time around. Straight comedy here. It's Quik and Kurupt basically just chopping it up, talking about anything and everything from Back To The Future, The Watchmen, sneakers, and of course, The Lock Ness Monster.

Don't forget to go cop Quik and Kurupt's album, Blaqkout, which is in stores now!

HAMMER PANTS ARE BACK.

This is viral marketing at it's best right here. A group of dancers wearing shiny gold Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy L.A. store and break out into a dance routine straight outta 1991. Why? Because Hammer has a new show on A&E called "Hammertime" coming soon, that's way. Like I said, marketing genius. Good job, A&E.

Bruno x Eminem.

Classic debauchery at the MTV Movie Awards, as Sascha Baron Cohen (as Bruno) tea bags Eminem live on national television. Word around the campfire was that this was staged, so I assume Em was in on it. But some seem to think that Em is really pissed about it. Who cares, this shit is hilarious.

The best part is when Bruno says, "Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up?"

THE NBA: WHERE CAUCASIAN HAPPENS.

Hi-lar-ious. This was created by Kno from the Cunninlyguists, who just happens to be white. It's so good, it's even Kanye approved.

BustaTV.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the first segment of Busta Rhymes new online series, BustaTV. Evidently, there's a lot of bullshit going on.

ASK A RAPPER.

In our latest installment of Ask A Rapper, we hit one of the westcoast's true soliders, Bishop Lamont. Fans ask Bishop any question they want, from working with the good doctor Dre, to his favorite must-have items when recording. And trust me when I tell you we didn't ask just any ol' rapper. We asked a hilarious rapper.

Check for Part 2 next week.

Asher Roth Drinking Game

Get Asher's party goers drunk. Read the instructions, because I tried to play without doing that and I lost in 4 seconds. The key is the SPACE bar.

And shout out to the guy in the black shirt with dreadlocks that looks like Hip Hop Official's Executive Producer, Daylan. Haha

Devin The Dude's Guide to Meeting Women.

This is hilarious. Devin takes 2 interns from Complex Magazine, and hits the streets of New York to help them approach women. The Hood meets the Pick Up Artist. This sounds like a new VH1 reality show. Some of these ladies need to play in the NBA, their rejection game is fierce. I think one of them even threw up the legendary Mutombo finger wag.

Pharrell vs. McDonald's.

On a connecting flight home from Malaysia, Skateboard P stopped in Paris, France. It's 6am and Pharrell is hungry, so he tries anything to get McDonald's to open up early and serve him some breakfast. Maybe a little song and dance will do the trick. Or maybe not...

Spotted at Mario's.

My Mom's Day w/ Rza.

Classic video of late night talk show host Craig Ferguson's mother spending a day with the Rza. There's nothing funnier than crossing old people with rappers. Except maybe Dave Chappelle. In this video, the Rza takes Momma Ferguson shopping at Tower Records (RIP), and a book store, and then they grab some food at the legendary Roscoe's. Because if you can't bond over waffles, then you can't bond at all.

The Roots and Jimmy Fallon "Slow Jam The News"

As you may or may not have know, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon debuted last night on NBC. As you may or may not know, the Roots are Jimmy's house band. Here's a nice little segment they did called "Slow Jam the News." Because everyone sounds better when you have backup singers.

50 CENT starring in "Pimpin' Curly"

50 responds to Rick Ross, Foxy Brown, and Pimpin Ken. 50 is hilarious. I take back anything negative I ever said about this guy. He earned points for this shit right here.

For those of you keeping score at home, Current Beef Scoreboard:

50 Cent: 4, Rick Rosss: 0.

High Five Inauguration!

Featuring some familiar hip-hopish faces: Common, Nelly, John Legend, DMC, and more. Like Mos Def says, high fives are at an all time high.

Spotted at Cynicole's.

Yung Berg = FAIL.

Just watch the video. It's gets better and better and better and better. This dude fails at life. He's in the news every other week for getting punked, or saying something retarded. You don't get street cred by shooting yourself in the foot. Yung Berg is the Plaxico Burress of the rap game.

The Ballinest Shit Ever.